Name's Frankie, though I also go by Toni. I'm an RPer. I'm hetastucked, I'm a whovian as well. Actually I have dived too deep the rabbit hole.
Rose (Sleeping Beauty/Aurora), the girl who dreamed of adventure and her dream came true once she found her prince charming who would save her life many times over.
Martha (Princess Tiana), who never wanted the easy way out and learned that love wasn’t an easy thing to come by. However when she least expected it, she could have both love and a career and only then would she find true happiness.
Donna (Megara), the sarcastic woman who never wanted a man’s help. Yet when she comes across a God, she finds out it’s not that bad to have a best friend by her side.
Amy (Princess Merida), the young girl who thought running away from her future would be an easy thing, but in the end she found out she was the only one to control her destiny and with that came the good and bad things she must conquer through.
Clara (Belle/Beauty), the misfit beauty who only ever wanted to cross to distant lands. Even when she comes across a “beast” she only sees him as a man who needs a helping hand.
"You could be forgiven for believing that the fedora just materialized on a dude’s head one day, perhaps after he successfully inserted 12 separate ‘get me a sandwich’ jokes into a single piece of My Little Pony erotic fan fiction. But the hat’s real origin was entirely unrelated to Applejack and Gilda discovering their repressed love: It got its name from the 19th century play Fedora, in which actress Sarah Bernhardt wore a stylish, narrow-brimmed women’s hat while playing the lead, Princess Fedora. Female fans of Bernhardt picked up the style, which soon became an early symbol of women’s liberation. Only later did fedoras become associated with menswear. In other words, like those Satanists who unknowingly wear an ancient Christian symbol around their necks, MRAs have picked the wrong symbol for their movement and should try adopting something new.”
OH MY GOSH
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.